FIRST DECIDE-------- TO READ OR TO DELETE!

 1) ALPHABET STORY.

         A school lady teacher asked a student, "What are the letters of the alphabet"?

         Rekha answered,  "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." and sat down.

         After this, three four students repeated that answer correctly and sat down.

         Vinod- a last bencher spoke-----

BCFGHJKMNOPQSTWXYZ

        The teacher, " You missed some. Where are those letters"?

         Vinod, "I did not say, but I know them."

         Teacher, " Which ones did you miss? Write them on the blackboard." Vinod wrote-

ADEILRUV

        Teacher, "Do they mean anything"?

        Vinod," Can I re-arrange them"?

         Teacher, " Yes, go ahead".

         Vinod writes-----

            U  R   A   D E V I L.

         The teacher stops the class, goes to the Principal's cabin, pulls out a paper, writes an application for two days' leave, and waits for his signature. The Principal did not ask any questions, but put his signature and placed the application in the OUT-TRAY.

             He had made only one correction on the Leave Form. Under Reason for Leave, Madame had written- FEELING DEVILISH!

             He corrected it to  FEELING FEVERISH!    😂  😂