FUN X FUN=FUN SQUARED

 ⛔  1) I had an extremely busy day, converting Oxygen into Carbon dioxide! This is not my knowledge. My highschool Chemistry Madame gave  tonnes of home work and then coroborated it this way! 😃

⛔  2) I am on a sea food diet!  When I see food, I eat and swim! 😃

⛔  3) If you cannot find the key to success, pick the lock! 😃

⛔  4) I am logging in.....

User name or password is incorrect!

Come on, at least tell me which one it is! This or that! 😃

⛔  5)  I just realised that people are prisoners of their phones. That is the reason why the name CELL phone!😃 

⛔  6)  My wallet is like an onion, opening it, makes me cry and tearful! Hand me your wallet please!  😃

⛔  7) In my time, in Polytechnic courses, 8 out of 7 students  struggled in Mathematics! I have the proof! 😃

⛔  8)  My bed is a place where all of a sudden, I  remember everything I forgot to do since morning!   😃

⛔   9) My teachers said--- FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS. Being obedient,  coming home from the school, I always went to bed! 😃

⛔  10) I told the ugliest girl in my college,  "Remember that  without ugliness,  there would not be any  beauty. So the world needs you after all!" 

Now,  I am her only friend!  😃

⛔  11) My wife was quite devoted to me. She stabbed me in the front ( mind well, NOT IN THE BACK! ) and immediately called the ambulance and then  very quickly the police! 😃

⛔  12) We are best friends! Always remember that if at all you fall down, I will be the first person to pick you up, but only when I have finished laughing! 😃