Reading further is not compulsory!

 1) FUNNY GIFTS!

Now-a-days, you are giving me too many suggestions, too much of advice and criticism. Don't you think that you are merely returning my gifts back to me?

  Nobody should return the gifts like that, you know! They mean something!   😂

2) UNIVERSAL TRUTH.

There is only one item available in the shops which gets both "approved" and  "dis-approved" at least twenty five times before it gets sold out. Name the item.

  (For the answer, scroll down).

3) OUTSTANDING!

FROM MY FRIEND---------The doctor's waiting room was  totally crowded, so we were standing, waiting outside. I heard a distinct whisper, "Once an "outstanding" person, is now "standing outside".

    Obviously, the person was talking about me because that day you had some work and you could not come with me!    😂

4) THE LOOK.

When I get up in the early  morning, I cannot look at the Sun.  😩

         For some reason, not known to me, the vice- versa must also be true!

         Is this not a compliment to me?    😂

5) WHICH CITY?

Q----Which city do you live in?

A---- I live in authentiCITY!

 Once you answer this way, all the future questions will stop!   😂

6) SUSPICION Recently, a seminar was conducted in a college auditorium.  The topic was Use of mother tongue in Primary Education.

           One participant expressed his opinion, "  Priority should be given to design a  special training course so that the students will quickly forget all the bad, stinky, obscene, vulgar, foul words in their mother tongue before proceeding further!  😂  😂

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2) Answer----- a Lady's dress?

              (" L" capital!)

( Note the rare occasion when the question mark is seen at the end of an answer! 😂 )