THREE OLD MEN

 Three old men were sitting on a garden bench and chatting. Their seniority of age was quite noticeable. A reporter saw them and was quite curious to know the secret behind their long lives. He asked them about it . 

The first man said, " I worked on my farm all my life. I ate whatever came my way and at any time of the day. I am married for the past 60 years. I have two sons and two daughters, all married and settled. I never had a drink in my life, no smoking, and watch no movies! I barely know reading and writing"!

       The reporter, " What is your age?"

     The first man said, "94!"

The second man said, " I worked as a police man. I had odd duty hours, smoked and drank only  occasionally. Left school after 9th grade. I divorced my first wife because she was a cheater and also selfish. I have one son and one daughter both busy with their families."

        " What is your age?"

      " I am 85 years old."

The third man said, "I worked in a bank. Right from my school days, I am addicted to smoking  and drinking and also drugs. I had affairs with four five girls, but no steps towards a marriage. I am a Commerce graduate but jobless. They gave me a lay- off recently. Many a times,  I have to take loans which I cannot return."

         The reporter , " And what is your age old man"?

       The third man, " I just completed 33 years". 😃  😃

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          Rumour says that now, the reporter is trying hard to get another job to avoid problems in old age!

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Note:- Never mix a man's age with his looks! Man's age and his looks are altogether different things!   😃  😃

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