WHAT I WRITE IS RIGHT...... RIGHT?

 1) A NOBLE THOUGHT!


Prayers go up, blessings come down. I have never prayed or recited prayers, but I am blessed with what I have, and I wish to remain that way. That itself is my prayer!


2) MISTAKE?


He had some work at the bank and the post office. He told his wife to call the carpenter for repairing the cupboard and the show-case. The wife was very busy in her kitchen.

        When he came back, he saw someone working on his car. He asked his wife about it. She said, " Yes, I have called the "car painter" as you told me to do! ( "Hearing" problem? 😂 "Caring" problem? 😂 Or "Bearing" problem? 😂 )


3) COPYING.


I never copied during the Mathematics paper, not for the fear of "getting caught" but for the "fear of failing in spite of copying as no one taught me that art!" 😂


4) UNIVERSAL TRUTH.


i) Common man:-- Earn the money and live your life!

ii) Thief:-- Earn the money which others have earned and

 live your life!

iii) Banks:-- Earn the money which the citizens have earned and live your life!

iv) Government:-- Earn the money which the banks have earned and run the country!

v) World Bank:-- Earn the money that the Governments have earned and run the Governments of the poorer countries!

         All these years, I am "running to learn" how to earn and also "learning to earn" some money for my survival! 😂


5) MY ADVICE TO MY STUDENTS.


The rule that, " If you fail in one or two subjects, you are allowed to keep terms ( A.T.K.T.) for the next semester" should be taken not as a  "concession", or as a "humanitarian consideration",  but as a "potential threat"!  😂


6) MERCILESSNESS.


Height of mercilessness:---

To deduct the electrical charges for charging the maid's mobile from her monthly remuneration! 😂


7) LEFT AND RIGHT.


In your younger age, you left what was right, now at sixty, you have no right to fire the people left and right, about what is left!   😂

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