It is better if these points are read twice in order to get at the core of the humour!

 🚫   1) Since morning, I am reading a book on history of glue. Now I am not able to keep the book back on the book-shelf!    😂

🚫   2)  A girl student  came to my cabin and gave a book to me. The name of the book was Tele-transportation Methods. She said she had read the book twice earlier. After she gave the book  to me,  I wanted to thank her but could not find her in my cabin!   😂

🚫   3)  Biting an apple and finding a worm inside it is bad. However, biting an apple and then finding "half the worm" inside it, is INTOLERABLE! 😂

🚫  4)  In my office meeting , I told a joke about a pencil. It had no point!   😂

🚫  5)  You are not completely useless because you can serve as a bad example!   😂

🚫   6) My grandfather served in the army. He  lost his tongue in World War II. He never talks about it!   😂

🚫   7) I stopped telling jokes about unemployed people because none of them worked!   😂

🚫   8) One college boy told his girl friend, " Never break my heart because I  have only one. Instead, break my bones because I have 206 of them!"😂

🚫   9) As a child, I was afraid of the dark. Now that I have grown up, the Electricity bill makes me afraid of the light!   😂

🚫  10) My wife was painting her eyebrows. I told her , "The eyebrows looked too high"! She looked surprised!   😂

🚫  11) My neighbour's grand daughter is fond of sky, stars, planets,  comets and galaxies She asked me how stars die?

Absentmindedly, I told her, Most probably due to an overdose of

 drinking!   😂

🚫  12)  The newspaper report says that  in our Capital City, someone gets stabbed every minute. My question is nobody to attend to or take care of the bleeding etc. for that person? Even for an hour?  😂

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WORTH READING? 😂 😂 ))