This is a repeat post of the past. Reading is not compulsory.

 🔷️   1) COOKING.

One elderly lady kept a dictionary, a notebook and a pen on the kitchen platform.

    Whenever there were few minutes to keep away from cooking, she would refer to the dictionary and note down the words, phrases etc. After a few days, she kept one novel to read. Then second novel, then third. Then fourth. This is a real story.

         Today, one can say that she cooked both--- the " food and  English in her kitchen! Today, she is in a position to  dish out both! 😂

🔷️   2) "IN-LAWS" IN MEDICINE 😂

The daughter-in- law and the mother- in - law both had head- aches. They went to a doctor. He examined them.

He told the mother- in- law, "Your daughter- in- law is suffering from the same problem. Help her a little in cleaning, cooking, shopping etc.  whenever possible. Your headache will go away. No need for the medicines. Come back if the headache persists."

      Then he told the daughter- in- law, " Your mother- in- law has the same problem. Try to help her a liitle in cleaning, cooking, shopping etc. to the extent possible. Your headache will go away. Medicines are not needed. Come again if the need arises. 

        For psychological effect, he gave some harmless tablets to both.

        It is now about three months. No one has gone back to the doctor!

        The son/ (husband) has stopped all of his own medicines!

         According to the latest reports, the doctor's dispensary is flooded with daughters- in- law and mothers- in- law as patients  from the neighbouring locality.  😂  The doctor has to take the help of his own mother- in- law as office help.     😂 😂

🔷️  3) SUPPORT.

I am very ungrateful. Generally, I refuse to take support from others, though I am getting old instead of getting bold. 😂

     But today, during my morning walk, I slipped. Without my asking, the Mother Earth supported my whole body, that too in "horizontal position"! After about 30 seconds, I got up and continued walking. The Mother Earth just watched!

         Support comes to me from " unexpected/ unknown quarters"! with no bill or zero charges!  😂

🔷️  4) BALANCE.

However I try, I seem to lose my "balance", when I look at my bank passbook balance!

In other words--------

As my bank balance tends to become zero, my tension approaches infinity.

          My life is supported by my bank "balance" mechanism. Your balanced nature will be proved if and only if you maintain the balance in my balance!  😂 

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